• Mom: someone needs to make throw away pots and pans
  • Me: what ma? That's not logical & it would be not economical.
  • Mom: idc! I'm tired of washing dishes! Don't let the dollar store get em!
  • What the hell ma?
  • farfrompaid:

    Who hurt sam smith.

    Who hurt adele.

    Who hurt anthony hamiltion

    You can be in a relationship for two years and feel nothing; you can be in a relationship for 2 months and feel everything. Time is not a measure of quality; of infatuation, or of love.
    ― (via keepthosebirdsatbay)

    (Source: lozzat)

    I’ve only found at max 5 black guys attractive that I’ve seen in the past few days. I’m like either they’ve all been cuffed or I’m just not feeling them right now. Gunnar done fucked up with game bruh!! No but seriously a strangely high attraction to white guys. I get approached by really hot ones but it’s usually a turn off after they open their mouths.